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Another reason not to get out of bed

02 Sep

(Source: devisal)

02 Sep

funeralhome420:

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

01 Sep

I’m Alan Partridge // 10 GIF’s per episode: Alan Attraction

(Source: weareallwintersoldiers)

01 Sep

"Those female celebrities are sluts for having nude pics on their phone."

mysharona1987:

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01 Sep

22 years ago 

(Source: harrypotter.cc)

01 Sep

(Source: 6gay)

01 Sep fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

01 Sep

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01 Sep

bowielegged:

someone buy me these

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01 Sep

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01 Sep

the-chandelier-swing:

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01 Sep

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01 Sep

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01 Sep

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

carbonqueen:

Motherfucker..

(Source: tracey-hummel)

01 Sep

wentz-jpg:

'i write sins not tragedies' came out in 2005 nine years ago and i only just realized that they need to close the god damn door because she was cheating on her husband with the door open