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Anonymous
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Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

stephaniedanielle:

Never gets old

asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

blizzardwolfpk:

viamadlucem:

pikachu-rockstar:

minibots-official:

wesker-is-hot:

troybakerrr:

You have a dinner date for seven. What time do you arrive?

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Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.

you’re ready

Really?

No, everything you just said is insane.

And, we are out of time. Congratulations, you’re a failure.

blnik182:

she didn’t get the reference x

Litchfield Inmates

  • me:

    haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream

  • them:

    no

  • me:

    *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this

  • them:

    we're not

  • me:

    *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

purpleblimp:

“you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life”

woah

really

are you serious

wow i

i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul

bcperfect:

perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee

It would be I think ridiculous to have her turn up and suddenly be like ‘oh who should I go on a date with?’
Kaya Scodelario on the absence of a love story in The Maze Runner (via allfonsocuaron)

skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

kanyewesticle:

the problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me